Wednesday, 16 March 2016
Thoughts Nearing Easter
This is the time when we look forward to what happened during Easter Devotions somewhere in Yorkshire in 1989. Mrs Hintley, church organist, played the required one hymn every hour on the hour for the service.
In reality, the Dog and Feathers was opposite the church yard gate and Mrs Hintley went over there to while away the time between hymns. She needed to be helped up into the organ loft for "There is a Green Hill Far Away". She passed out during the second verse of "Alleluia! King Victorious". They left her up there to sleep it off. She beer-snored well into the Resurrection.