Tuesday, 1 March 2016
She Dies Near the End
Stacks, Royal Marine, was asking if I'd added what he'd recently remembered to the manuscript of My Tutu Went AWOL!
'In Kandahar, when Major Stolen-Bagrat arranged for you to see all the Russian weaponry seized from the Taliban. He must still be the only person ever to have been fooled by your dodgy Russian accent, surely? Oh, and I want Tom Hardy to play me in the film of my book.'
I asked, 'Who should play me?'
'An actress who was in something far back like The Towering Inferno. What? Oh, stop making your beaver with PMT face. It would be one of the more leading actresses that got incinerated quite late on.'