Regimental Sergeant Major 'Pam' Ayres emailed me when I was just back from performing in Iraq. Iestyn my mate, you are truly barking as a turn and I don’t know how you do it, particularly where you’ve just been. I was surprised to say the least when I heard what you were to be about in the wilds of Iraq. But I suppose you have little choice but to carry on with it because of the scarcity of Rest Homes for Retired Sugar Plums. Perhaps you could find one, however, and have a little lie down over Christmas? Thank you for your kind information that I have been mentioned in interviews you’ve given to the Mail on Sunday , T he Times and whatever Full House Magazine may be. I would, however… RATHER READ THE FUCKING BEANO !!! Take care, kid. Best...Pam '...whatever Full House Magazine may be...' Therein lies a tail... 'The phone's in Major Flynn’s office,' Stacks, Royal Marine said, leading me down honey coloured hallways in Camp So
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