c Joanna Topley It's like packing a child off to school knowing someone might punch it... I sent my agent my second book. (See in bold above.) Another piece of non-fiction, though not a follow up to My Tutu Went AWOL . I did interview some squaddies for it. Just not this time about war. I asked in what circumstances were folk told the facts of life - birds and bees, sex-ed, human biology, rumpy-pumpy, smashing some doors front or back, etc - and what precise information were they given? I found I could add an unexpected third question - Did you believe what you were told? (And a fourth - Did your parents after all need to send for the Flour Advisory Bureau?) I heard: 'Your future husband will deal with that on an if and when basis.' 'No woman has ever conceived while in the upright position.&