Not being very regular with this nicely blog of late, as have been crowdfunding the book My Tutu Went AWOL! as well as writing a new show called - oh, that's a thing, I have to ask the promoters that I'm showcasing it for what I told them it was called. Have forgotten just now.
My new play (I wrote it last year) is called The Ballad of the Pant-Shaking Belter. Except it's not new, it's reworking of Along Came Bill. But it's new as far as grants for new plays are concerned.
I want a grant for a new play.
And a prize from opera diva Teresa Berganza. I found out that she spends a lot of her time in retirement accepting or awarding prizes. Her step-grandson is a dancer with English National Ballet, and he has booked me to perform at a stag do for one of his colleagues. I've included getting a prize from his step-grandmother on my rider, along with gin, Pringles and Cadbury's chocolate fingers.