These are from my forthcoming book of Eavesdrops. When I last stayed here, you were alongside a lovely river. The last thing I was expecting was llamas. Let alone, right in the driveway as we arrived, bin-bags on sale of their pooh. I know you're going for the vintage, bedsit land vibe. Which you've fully achieved with your Baby Belling, bead curtain and candlewick bedspread. But perhaps think twice about your retro-signage with the mid-last-century acronyms on? H and C and A.M.C. are fine, or course - but not N.P.O.C! If you're going to rent out your narrow boat, you must do something about the over-inquisitive swans. Apartment? Really? At best it's an en-suite-banquette-couchette , ducks. Being a criminal barrister, I’ve consulted with convicted murders in bigger spaces under the Old Bailey. I really don't think the "Things of Interest to do in Wiltshire" folder should include cash only order forms for your home-made scones, fudge,...
Iestyn Edwards Wonders...is it Lumpy or Runny?
Just a flaneur, flanning away.