What Don't We Want? When Don't we Want it?

You know those times when we get borderline catatonic watching all and sundry chase their goals? Hearing them tell us how to achieve ours?

It gets that bit too glossy, bossy — and, yes, drossy.

(I may have invented that word…)

But then what do I know? I can’t even use the IG filters prettily.

Perhaps, first let’s admit how, far from having all the answers, we don’t even know the questions.

Then — maybe, let’s not push this — consider one thing we might know.

What we don’t want in life.

Start there.

List those things.

Along with the very beginning, knowing what you don’t want in your life is a very good place to start!

Look at that — a Sound of Music reference for first thing on a cloudy Thursday.

Talking of today’s weather - earlier, I came out with this spoonerism: ‘Oh, it’s gone a clit boudy…’

Ooh, er, missus.

#goals#goalsetting#selfhelp#motivation#motivational

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