The Cows Go Up, The Cows Go Down

I overheard this on my walk earlier:

WOMAN. Look, those cows are lying down because it's raining.

MAN. Is that really a thing?

WOMAN. Well, they're lying down, aren't they?

MAN. Yes, but those other cows further up there are standing.

WOMAN. I expect that's because they want to get wet. 

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