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Here’s my audiobook for you. Click to buy My Tutu Went AWOL! 

It’s self-narrated: with songs, adlibs and bloopers as standard.

‘Achingly funny!’ Daily Mail

‘A book unlike any other, of a story unlike any other. Totally mad, very funny and highly recommended.’ ***** Dr Adam Kay, author of This is Going to Hurt: the Nation’s Favourite Book Guardian

‘One wanted more of his rather lovely singing!’ Her Majesty

Here’s the story…

I sang in private formally for the Queen on HMS Victory, and then accidentally auditioned to take my drag ballerina act out to entertain troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. In full tutu.

When I realised my mistake, I thought I’d go anyway.

Cut to: with tutu and tiara in a Primark bag, me arriving bedraggled in Basra. As Stacks, the Royal Marines Commando, commented: ‘Being flown out to one of the big two — Iraq and Ghanners — is like you’ve been beamed down off the Starship Enterprise, and this time Scotty’s got the coordinates well and truly fucked!’


I went from this:

                        

…to this:

                        

The MoD wrote it up as an ‘honourable exchange’ when Stacks furiously hoicked me offstage by the tutu underwiring, ran to the wire and perched me atop the Naughty Tank. 

Just as the insurgents started shelling…


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