If you have hangover paranoia from New Year's Eve, just remember the woman from Swansea. She believed that when other people's phones rang it was the nuns from her convent school ringing for updates on her movements. She stopped watching television because she thought the laughter tracks were people mocking her. And she wouldn't cut her hair or toenails after she learned that a witch doctor would use both when making a voodoo doll.
But most of all, remember that she lived in Swansea.
If you live in Swansea, have another Babycham.