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Let's remember not to Use SEO Techniques as Clickbait

 



  We've all been tempted.  I for one sit there sighing many times a day, 'Please make Google Search Console love me, I have a book to sell here!'

The bottom line?

  I remind myself that, as Google's algorithms track clicks onto my page, they track clicks away from my page, as well as the time lapse between.  If it's mere seconds, then Google pulls some sort of computerised sneer of contempt. Which is far, far worse, apparently, than when you search YouTube for Judge Judy episodes and get the 'Sorry, guys...click the description...' message. 

Google Bears Grudges!

  Not to mention that Google's grudge is held so long it made me think of the Yorkshire saying, 'Keep a stone in your pocket seven years, turn it, keep it another seven years, then throw it at your enemy.'
  Don't risk it.
  No, step away from going through all your blog posts and adding, thrice times three times: 'I Committed Trans-Cistic XXX Fisting Adultery in a deadly Nipah Viral coma with Meghan Markle, Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss and the Walmart yodeling mother and all I got was this lousy iPhone8Plus.'
  Don't make Google Search Engine Console hate you.
   

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