An Eclipse, Mercury Retrograde, Venus about to go direct...Part Two

Another transcript of a Tarot reading:

"Thank you very much for drawing near: angels, ancestors, spirits, God of the universe, intergalactic beings, elders. Look...the Tower, I’m telling you Taurus! There is something black flying around. This is a spy bot from the Illuminati to see what I’m telling you. We have the Justice card on its side. That’s interesting. This may be a court case, or you waiting to hear from the authorities. You will receive justice. The court house card hit the planets die and it turned to Uranus. But us Uranus on your side? False, court, shit, coffin. Wealthy man, half way, loves, privileged lady. You’re about to get sent a brand new soul mate. It could be a Taurus, like yourself, or an Aquarius or Libra. He, she, they, them, this is a brand new energy. See the flowers...new beginnings. This is the spiritual court’s ruling. Whoever is your counterpart in the spiritual realm – that you have the psychic mission to go on with – was taking too long, so the spiritual realm closed the avenue down. There is a lot of grocery shopping while somebody ends up in spiritual jail. You’ll find out someone is ill. In hospital. Dead. They may send you photos. Regardless of gender. Nobody is visiting them, but you’re pulled to go. The thief card. It’s a person who’s rich. You’ll marry them. Davon. Antonio. Gerard. Three of Swords. Kimberley. Four of Swords. This dead person is messaging you from the hospital or jail. This is a thief. Bringing a fake offer. Maybe an Audi or a Range Rover. Towards the end of January. Stay away. You already know. They want your life force energy. They can’t offer you love because they’re past damaged. Snake tendencies. Narcissist. Witch or warlock. You’re indifferent. This will end up on the TV news."

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