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A Hymn We Sang

  Stacks, Royal Marine, seeming to forget that in a bait in Iraq he had dumped me on a tank turret and demanded a song, said that I had a tendency to involve myself in random acts of singing.    He was referring to the time on the US base in Kandahar when I was heckled by Private Stanton, a New Yorker, infuriating Grace-Anne and Maybelle, Southern canteen staff.   Grace-Anne did the shouting for both of them.  'We were as angry as my white turkey who used to puff up its feathers prior to gobbling.  What, the cat got your tongue all of a sudden, Private?  Your formerly oh so loquacious tongue? Well, release that tongue of such former loquashioshness from the jaws of the cat, for a hymn will now be sung.   And this is the hymn we all sang: https://soundcloud.com/oliver-nelken/there-is-a-balm-in-gilead #sunday #church #gospel #gospelsong #hymn #religion #singer #god #USA #USArmy

What's on the Specials Board?

  My Tutu Went AWOL!   Latest ***** from the author of The Guardian Book of the Year. And still my mother pretends it doesn't exist.  Please Click here to Buy

Opera in the Gym?

    Are you listening to the right music in the gym to get the best results?   No, tests show, if you're not listening to Mozart, Tchaikowsky, Wagner, et al.   We know what uber-fit Royal Marines Commando Stacks had to say.   Now wondering what the gym boffins think? #gym #workout #gymhacks #fitness #results #trainhard #training #PT #music

In it for the Game: Niche Social Media Marketing

'In it for the Game not the Money,' says genius entrepreneur Gary Vee.   We try.   I try.   I do.   But how to translate his use of social media for his conglomeracy into my little corner of clown niche? The Bottom Line?   I see posting on here, YouTube, Facebook, Pinterest, Quora, LinkedIn, Instagram, etc, as the modern equivalent of - FOR FREE - putting up posters for my shows.  As I did back in the day around Aldeburgh. In the doctors surgery. In the pub and the charity shop.   The church porch only if my show's material was swear-free.   And why wouldn't you, says Gary Vee.   Whose game I play.   I do.   I try.   Just that - the video kvetch - there's always someone with that bigger game.   Not a surprise in my case, given that clown niche, my age, that I don't sing anything composed later than 1937 or dance anything post-Nutcracker.   But still, let's put the trainers on - £12.99 - and get out ...

Author of Nation's Favourite Book Gives Mine Five Stars

                                                 Does My Undertaking look Big in This?   Monday Motivation has kicked off with a review of My Tutu Went AWOL .   'A book unlike any other, of a story unlike any other. Totally mad, very funny and highly recommended.' ***** Dr Adam Kay. Author of runaway international bestseller, This is Going to Hurt . The Nation's Favourite Book.   Now, onward. Let's smash this week!   Actually, I'm going back to bed. #mondaymotivation #monday #bestseller

My Interview on BBC's Woman's Hour

Woman's Hour - What Makes a Forces' Sweetheart .   Please follow link for interview   At the request of Ms Murray, I put on the whole tutu and slapiana.   #bbc #bbcradio #bbcradio4 #womanshour #bbcwomanshour #bbcradio4womanshour