Wednesday, 14 October 2015

The Lies People Tell

                                          Do I look like yesterday's cygnet? 

To these classic lies:

The cheque's in the post (updated to: I BACS'd you six seconds ago.)
I won't come in your mouth.
We'll make sure you get any footage we film of your act.

Can be added this:

I had absolutely nothing to do with it.  It's a genuine review from a punter - they have all these security checks and filters and sensors that flag up fake reviews, don't they, on TripAdvisor?  

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